Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Everything is always 80%. But I don't care!

"I'd love the eggs benedict please.  Oh -- and fruit!  Do you have any fruit I could have on the side?"

"We have hashbrowns."

"Um...fruit?"

"Hashbrowns are potato."

"I think I'll just have the eggs benedict."
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Maria said...

I'm curious whether the "hashbrown is potato" comment was a statement of fact ("hashbrowns are POTATOES, you ass") or a meandering suggestion ("hashbrowns are basically fruit...?") Either way, hilarious.

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